How to do laundry (For Single Men)
- What's up, everybody?Welcome to my apartment. Today, I'm going to be teaching you guyshow to laundry in quick simple ways. I got a few steps for you, so I'm gonna teach you right now. First step: you need some dirty laundry, some soap,a washer, a dryer, and a good attitude. Step Two: now that you got all your supplies,you don't want to have an empty stomach. So get some food in you, dummy. (pumping electronic music)All right, Step Three. Now that you got your food, you need to finda show you can watch while you do your laundry. I like to browse through Netflix. Oh, Friends is on Netflix now!Uh-oh. We're in trouble. (pumping electronic music)Now, you're probably tired fromwatching three hours of Friends,so you need to take a quick powernap,so you're up to full strength when you do your laundry. But make sure it ranges from like 45 minutes to two hours. No longer than two, unless it's like you really need it. (pumping electronic music)Also, I like to sleep on my dirty clothes,because it provides extra cushion for me,because my bed is not that comfortable. Wooh. I am rested. Step Five: Check social mediabecause you don't want to be out of the loopwhile you're doing laundry. So I'm going to look through a couple Tweets and Instagrams,and a couple Facebook pages and. . . That's weird. My ex-girlfriend Tanya just Tweeted:"Listening to Drake makes me miss you. "I mean, that's obviously about me. Oh my . . . this is so embarrassing. Step Seven: Try to reconcile with someonethat you might have had a fight with,because you don't want to deal with any animositywhen you're doing laundry. So, right now I'm going to see my ex-girlfriend Tanya,because she was obviously sub-Tweeting about me. Step Seven: Make sure your breath is smelling nicewhen you try to reconcile with that special person. Perfect. Oh, my gosh, I'm nervous. Oh, man. - Who is there?- Aw, man, Justin. Uh, say hey to my best friend, Justin everyone. - What is this?- Oh, um, are you here with Tanya?- Uh. - Tanya. What is this Tanya?Are you seriously with Justin?With Justin?- [Justin] Leave her alone man. It's over. - You know what, you leave me alone. I thought you were my friend. - [Justin] (yells)- Step Eight: Cut out everyone in your life named Justinbecause Justins suck and Justins aren't loyal. Why would you do that, Justin?You were my best friend, woohoo. Step Nine: Reflect on yourself. Look back to the past and realize that no one's perfect. Everyone makes mistakes. And friendship is somethingthat shouldn't be broken up by some girl. Hey Justin. Can you please meet me at my really cool studio apartment?I have something to tell you. Step Ten: Forgiveness. Justin I am so sorry. I didn't handle that whole situation well. I just want to apologize. - I also apologize for . . . Tanya, being with Tanya. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's . . . it's fine. - She said you weren't strong enough for herand that's why it didn't work out. - Is that really what she said?- Every night. Before we make love. - Yeah. Okay. Now that you're done with all your other steps,it's time to get down to business. So right here, I'm going to . . . aaagh. I forgot quarters. Quarters was the step I forgot. Aagh. Oh, man. Okay. Step Twelve: Just throw away all of your clothesand go buy some new ones. This has been Zach, and I just taught you how to do laundry. See ya next time, ya'll. (pumping electronic music)
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